Tell ya what I want, what I really really want!

Ring Ring... Ring Ring... Ring Ring...

S: Hello?
T: Hi, I'm from 'Blah Blah Telemarketing' in Melbourne and we are doing research into what NSW people want.
S: (silence)
T: Hello?
S: Sorry, I'm just thinking about what I want...
T: Oh...
S: (silence)
T: (silence)
S: Got it!
T: Uh... yes well..
S: Dinner!
T: Sorry?
S: I want pain in the ass telemarketers from Melbourne to piss off and let me eat my dinner in peace
T: CLICK!