Being middle-aged, I now have the right to be shocked when I hear teenagers say shocking stuff. But this was just downright sad...
I was standing behind two young girls - probably around the 15-16 year old age group - when they started up a conversation about a party they had been to on the weekend. It began with the usual who-did-and-said-and-looked like-what stuff, but then it became downright disturbing, going something a kin to this:
Girl 1: Yeah, but I doubt if he will ever want to see me again.
Girl 2: Why? He told his mate he thought you were great!
Girl 1: He said my vagina is wrong for him.
Girl 2: What!? What do you mean 'wrong'????
Girl 1: He said that it bent the wrong way and it was uncomfortable for him.
Girl 2: Oh...
Girl 1: Yeah, I really liked him too, it's such a shame. He said it was normal for a penis to bend... like REALLY bend to one side, so he said there must be a problem with my vagina bending the other way.
Girl 2: Oh well, you could always have surgery to fix it
Girl 1: Seriously? Wow, let's get on the web when we get back to my place and see how much it costs.
Girl 2: Cool! See... love always finds a way!
Girl 1: And hey, my birthday is coming up soon and mum said I could have a nose-job if I wanted one, but this would be sooooo much better!
They then wandered off, leaving me wondering how many other young girls this guy with the freakishly bent appendage had scarred for life...
What a tool... literally.
